eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Ask me something.   the original name for the beatles's song "yesterday" was actually "scrambled eggs." yeah.

I dislike my body

Everyone keeps saying I lost weight but I feel fatter than ever and I literally eat pizza and chocolate and other such junk every single day and it’s just carbs and fat all the time. But then I put on a pair of pants that I couldn’t wear last year and they’re loose. But I feel like a horrible chubster and it’s like fat just keeps adding to my belly and thighs and arms.I I think something weird is happening to my body and it just likes to add to make me look disproportional.

But that’s not really weird, is it. That’s just a normal human body. Why doesn’t photoshop exist for editing your real self?

#firstworldproblems

— 4 months ago