eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Ask me something.   the original name for the beatles's song "yesterday" was actually "scrambled eggs." yeah.

thefrozenhurricane:

xelabarton:

unfollower:

a fairy tale where the princess stuck in the tower has nothing better to do so she just works out all the time and gets ripped and kills the dragon herself

but before she kills the dragon she realizes she’s strong enough to tame and ride it and begins her quest as the dragon warrior princess

why would you kill the dragon after that

this is a terrible fairly tale

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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straight-from-the-earth:

I was not expecting that last photo

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realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

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swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

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So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

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Anonymous asked: Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?


Answer:

wodkat:

croutoncat:

possibly 

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

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aduhm:

gloriousharhar:

augustus u bitch

isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…

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