eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Ask me something.   the original name for the beatles's song "yesterday" was actually "scrambled eggs." yeah.

dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

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hothotphone:

Better Netflix

[“Ben Baker is a writer living in Arlington, Virginia. Like everyone else, he is on Twitter.]

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yofuu:

When commercials try to be “hip”
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totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

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pokeplushathon:

I started off knowing very little about his work, but as I grew older I discovered that the silly man I loved watching was capable of so much more, I laughed I cried and I was inspired.

Such an amazing man, I’m sad to see him go.

Goodbye old friend

Robin Williams 7/21/1951 - 8/11/2014

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finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

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